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Being Our Own Worst Parenting Critic

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Things I had done by 11:45 yesterday:

  • Dragged myself out of bed earlier than I wanted to.
  • Given Matilda her first bottle of the day.
  • Done nappy free time.
  • Let Matilda choose a dress to wear.
  • Changed her and dressed her.
  • Gone through the long, messy process of letting her spoon muesli in and around her mouth. Also, the quick, easy process of giving her half a banana.
  • Played with those plastic rings she loves so much.
  • Read That's Not My Kitten...
  • Explained for the ten millionth through ten million and fiftieth times that Gizmo doesn't like to have his tail pulled when he's trying to sleep.
  • Held her on the living room windowsill so she could watch little children walking to school.
  • Spent fifteen minutes watching Matilda try to figure out the clasp on her high chair.
  • Spent twenty minutes watching Matilda examine a plunger.
  • Cut her fingernails, despite her protestations.
  • Spent a further thirty minutes watching Matilda sit on the bathroom window sill, throw toilet rolls and sanitary products around and examine massage balls.
  • Fed her a yoghurt while she attempted to climb me.
  • Given her a horsey ride.
  • Read That's Not My Bunny...
  • Watched The Twirlywoos with her.
  • Spun her around the living room until we were both dizzy.
  • Tickled her lots.
  • Changed her again.
  • Taken her for a forty minute walk during which we made it thirty feet along the road, met a bouncy golden lab called Bill, chatted about the weather with the street sweeper, waved at the postman, discussed whether or not to let ourselves into strangers' gardens/homes and established that stones are not for eating.
  • Put her hat back on her head roughly twenty-seven times.
  • Showed her the handful of crocuses in the garden.
  • Helped her climb the stairs.
  • Remained calm when she got very upset about not being allowed to eat my keys.
  • Helped her examine the junk mail.
  • Gently prompted her as she put circles and squares into her shape sorter for the first time ever.
  • Given her her second bottle of the day.
  • Walked around and around and around and around and around and around the flat with her while she clutched my finger.
And then, at 11:45, she kicked up such a fuss about not wanting her nap that I gave up, plonked her down on the floor, sat behind her back and glared at Instagram for three minutes while I gathered my patience for the second (successful) attempt.

Did I congratulate myself on a morning of cheerfully accompanying my small child while she examined everyday objects and meandered around our street? No.

Did I feel guilty about seething into my phone for a few minutes when I knew my cranky child was very tired? Yes, of course I did.

Because if anyone can find a person's bad points, it's themselves.

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